1、别人提一万多的包包你叫别人小姐姐发宝宝的幽默句子，我带一万多的牙套发宝宝的幽默句子，你叫我钢牙妹发宝宝的幽默句子？

Other people carry more than ten thousand yuan of bags. You call other people's little sister. I bring more than ten thousand yuan of braces. You call me steel teeth sister?

2、我没有男朋友，我认为没有一个男人是无辜的。

I don't have a boyfriend. I don't think any man is innocent.

3、别的小女生不懂，你说人家单纯可爱，我什么都不懂，你说我乡下来的。

Other little girls don't understand. You say she is simple and lovely. I don't understand anything. You say I came from the countryside.

4、如果我没回你消息，那你就看看我们聊天对话框里的最后一句话，那像是人能接上的话吗发宝宝的幽默句子？

If I didn't reply to your message, would you like to look at the last sentence in our chat dialog box? Is it like someone can answer it?

5、别人用几千块的护肤品，你叫人家小姐姐，我用几十万吃出来的肉，你叫我死胖子？

Others use thousands of yuan of skin care products. You call them miss. I used hundreds of thousands of yuan to make myself have so much meat. You call me fatso?

6、一觉醒来以为自己长高了，原来是被子盖横了。

When I woke up, I thought I was tall. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

7、可是光可爱还是不够，我必须成为把他打进医院的暴躁女生。

But loveliness is not enough. I have to be the grumpy girl who put him in the hospital.

8、有时候你不努力一下，都不知道什么叫绝望。

Sometimes if you don't work hard, you don't know what despair is.

9、如果一个人秒回了你，也只能说明这个人在玩手机而已。

If a person seconds back to you, it can only mean that this person is playing mobile phones.

10、不是说贫穷抑制了我的想象力，是你的气质不配。

It's not that poverty suppresses my imagination, it's that your temperament doesn't match.

11、遇见你的那一刻，上帝在我耳边说了四个字，没你好看。

The moment I met you, God said four words in my ear, not as good as you.

12、别人跟你聊天是因为喜欢你，我就不一样了，我是为了你的表情包。

People talk to you because they like you. I'm different. I'm for your expression bag.

13、勤勤恳恳护肤，孜孜不倦熬夜

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