ET（电影）的图片和经典台词或对白

Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.

Greg: Well, can't he just beam up?

Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.

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E.T.: E.T. phone home.

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Elliot: How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

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Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.

Elliot: It was NO iguana.

Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?

Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.

Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.

Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it!

Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.

Gertie: A deformed kid.

Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?

Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!

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Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.

Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath!

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Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away.

Gertie: Like the dogcatcher?

Elliot: But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.

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Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.

Elliot: A bald monkey?

Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.

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Elliot: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.

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Keys: Elliot, that machine, what does it do?

Elliot: The communicator? Is it still working?

Keys: It's doing *something*. What?

Elliot: I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me.

Keys: Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing?

Elliot: He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home.

Keys: Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first.

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Michael: [Michael imitating Elliot] I found him, he belongs to me!

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Elliot: You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.

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Steve: Did your goblin come back?

Michael: Shut up.

Greg: Well, did he?

Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.

Tyler: Ooh! An Extra-Terrestrial! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?

Greg: He doesn't get it Ty.

Tyler: Get it? Your anus?

Greg: He doesn't get it.

Elliot: You're so immature!

Greg: And you're such a sinus supremus.

Elliot: Zero charisma!

Greg: Sinus supremus!

Elliot: Zero charisma!

Greg: Sinus supremus!

Elliot: Shut up Greg!

Pretty Young Girl: Hi Elliott.

Greg: Sinus supremus!

Elliot: Zero charisma!

Greg: You wimp!

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Tyler: Douche bag.

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Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?

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Tyler: We made it! Oh shit!

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Michael: [as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

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Elliot: What do I do?

Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?

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Elliot: Oh, God!

E.T.: Elliot.

Elliot: What?

E.T.: Elliot! Elliot!

Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now.

Elliot: Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.?

E.T.: E.T.

Elliot: Aha!

E.T.: E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!

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Michael: We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

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Michael: Where's the playground?

Elliot: It's near the preschool!

Michael: Where's that?

Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!

Michael: Son of a bitch.

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Elliott: I'm keeping him.

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[Mary hits E.T. with the refrigerator door]

Gertie: Here he is.

Mary: [absently] Who?

Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

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[after E.T. learns how to talk]

Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.

Gertie: Mama, he can talk!

Mary: [thinking she meant Elliot] Of course he can talk.

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Elliot: I'll believe in you all my life.

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[last lines]

E.T.: Come...

Elliot: Stay...

E.T.: Ouch.

Elliot: Ouch.

E.T.: I'll... be... right... here.

Elliot: ...bye.

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E.T.: Be good.

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E.T.: [touching heart, about to leave Elliott forever] Ouuuuch!

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[first lines]

Steve: [reading dice] Five.

Michael: Oh, great.

Steve: So you got an arrow right in your chest.

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E.T.: [steps on a bathroom scale, it reads 35 lbs]

Elliot: 35 pounds? You're fat!

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Elliot: [upon encountering ET, running excitedly into the house] Mom, mom! There's something out at me!

Elliot: [starts chattering noisily to the other boys] What?

Elliot: Quiet!

[they obey, he speaks in a hushed tone]

Elliot: *Nobody* go out there!

Greg: [the boys all spring up excitedly] Ha! Ha! Ha!

[they grab knives]

Mary: Stop you guys, stay right here!

Greg: You stay here, Mom, we'll check it out!

Mary: And put those knives back!

[Elliot grabs her hands and pulls her outside as well]

Mary: Okay, Elliott!

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[the boys are telling Elliot to order the pizza]

Tyler: Everything but the little fishies!

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E.T.: [saying good-bye to Gertie] Beeeeeee. Gooood.

Gertie: [tearfully] Yes.

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[repeated line]

Greg: Something is definitely happening...

Tyler: Shut up, Greg.

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Mary: Michael, please do the dishes

Michael: I set and cleared

Elliot: *I* set and cleared

Michael: [quickly] I did breakfast

Gertie: I did breakfast

Mary: [Mary slams a pot down on the sideboard]

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Elliot: But, look, you can't tell. Not even mom.

Gertie: Why not?

Elliot: Because grownups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.

Gertie: Give me a break!

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史上最经典的电影台词?

阿SIR，我不做大哥很久了！—《英雄本色》

阿爹常说："出来混，迟早都要还。"—《无间道2》

对不起,我是警察.—《无间道》

我猜着了开头，但我猜不中这结局。—《大话西游》

曾经有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等我失去的时候我才后悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，

我希望是……一万年！

所以说做妖就象做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再妖，是人妖。—大话西游

我对您的景仰有如滔滔江水连绵不绝，又有如黄河泛滥一发不可收拾！—《鹿鼎记》

黎叔可以很负责任的告诉你，黎叔很生气，后果很严重。—《天下无贼》

21世纪最缺少的是什么？人才—《天下无贼》

我最讨厌你们这些打劫的了，一点技术含量都没有！！！！—《天下无贼》

IC~IP~IQ~卡，统统告诉我密码！我先劫个色！——《天下无贼》

人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好了才下锅。—《饮食男女》

俺就是想要个说法。—《秋菊打官司》

地主家也没余粮啊—《甲方乙方》

做人要厚道。—《手机》

你开会呢吧？对。说话不方便吧？啊。那我说你听。行。我想你了。噢。你想我了吗？啊。昨天你真坏。嗨。你亲我一下。不敢吧？那我亲你一下。听见了吗？听见了。—《手机》

我们的口号是："不求最好，但求最贵。"—《大腕》

素质，注意你的素质……什么素质啊，这是。 我顶你个肺！ 你侮辱了我的人格，还侮辱我的智商。 绑架我们没干过，不专业啊。—《疯狂的石头》

从现在开始，你只许疼我一个人，要宠我，不能骗我，答应我的每一件事都要做到，对我讲得每一句话都要真心，不许欺负我，骂我，要相信我，别人欺负我，你要在第一时间出来帮我，我开心了，你就要陪着我开心，我不开心了，你就要哄我开心，——《河东狮吼》

出来混，要讲信用。说了杀你全家，就一定要杀你全家。—《古惑仔之人在江湖》

其实呢，我是一个演员。—《喜剧之王》

“你可以说我是跑龙套的，但是你不可以说我是‘臭跑龙套’的！” —《喜剧之王》

地球是很危险的，你快回火星去吧！—《少林足球》

你这人最大的优点就是能在关键时刻大义灭亲，说翻脸就翻脸，稍加训练就能成立一恐怖组织，还绰绰有余。——《不见不散》

生命中充满了巧合，两条平行线也会有相交的一天。—《向左走向右走》

我有个情妇，是因为我有个老婆；因为我有老婆，所以我才有情妇…… －－《江湖告急》

爱老虎油—《狮王争霸》

我泱泱大国，以诚信为本。——《夜宴》

高！实在是高！——《地道战》

献血？要献多少血？ 一杯。 那我身上有多少血？ 一盆。 那我也去献一杯吧。—《天下无贼》

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